June 2011
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I Am the Law
I Am the Law
David Williams and Larry Wilmore
David and Larry are two high-class prosecutors that through an odd circumstance have to hit the streets to stop a murderer/drug dealer. It’s the case of a lifetime as these two lawyers become the law and take the law into their own hands.
Tag line: “More law. Less order.”
Next cast: Kevin Pollack and January Jones
February 2011
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January 2011
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Film Blue
Kate Beckinsale, Danny Pudi and Stephen Graham
Beckinsale plays Oriana Pasichenko, a Ukrainian prostitute. Graham is a movie producer that woes her into a shady film contract. Pudi is a PA involved with Graham’s “studio” who falls in love with Oriana and tries to protect and free her from Graham’s grasp, but ends up trying to control her as well. The viewer is left asking...
November 2010
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Brains, Brains and Automobiles
Peter O’Toole and Penn Badgley
An old man (Peter) had been living in the house of his son, daughter-in-law and grandson (Penn), but now is only with his grandson driving through America’s highways to avoid the zombie uprising. They never stop more than 5 minutes anywhere and spend most of their time in the car shooting different weapons at zombies in cities, plains and suburbs. Get some...
September 2010
2 posts
Love.com
Stephen Colbert, Justin Timberlake and Anne Hathaway
It’s a modern rom-com about what happens when internet dating goes wrong. Hathaway is looking for love on a popular online-dating site and sets up dates with both Colbert and Timerlake. Except she confuses their profiles and says all the wrong things on her dates! But instead of correcting the lovely lady, both men try to act like the...
Hell Hath
Winona Ryder and Christina Aguilera
Winona and Christina both work in a diner in the middle of nowhere America. A guy drives into town on a Harley Davidson one day out of the blue and sweeps the two of them off their feet. But they don’t know it. Together they discover that this stranger is two-timing them and conspire to kill him. But each of their own accord decide it will be better for...
August 2010
2 posts
Gone But Not Forgotten
Laura Linney and Bryan Cranston
Bryan Cranston is a widower who has never recovered from the death of his wife. One day, while at a store buying booze, he meets Linney, who starts up a conversation with him. Strangely, when talking to Cranston she uses a few phrases that Cranston’s dead wife often used. Spellbound, he decides that he must see Linney again. As their relationship grows, he...
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Big Debacle
Dominic West, Maya Rudolph and Matt Damon
The head of a Big Tobacco corporation dies and his son, played by West, becomes President of the company. The CEO (Damon) is suspicious of the new President since he had been an anti-smoking activist in college. He begins to do some serious detective work sneaking around and spying on West and trying hard to get information out of Dominic’s wife...
July 2010
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When the Weed Stops Tumbling
Robert Duvall and Martin Sheen
Set in turn-of-the-century Utah. Duvall is former bank robber; once a notorious outlaw of the wild west, but now hiding out and retired. Sheen is the retired lawman and Duvall’s former nemesis. The world is changing drastically around these two old men, and they are having a hard time adjusting to the taming of the wild west. As a reaction to the landscape...
May 2010
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Marry 4 Money
Omar Sharif and Demi Moore
The film begins with the marriage of Omar and Demi’s characters. She is marrying this 90 year old man for his money and begins to try to murder him to get at it. After several failed attempts (poisoning, dropping piano on head, birds) he finally passes away while having sex with his maid (not Demi). The maid covers up the death fearing she’ll be fired and...
April 2010
3 posts
Funky Monks
Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle and Jesse Eisenberg
Fleeing unnamed trouble in America, Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle are in Tibet searching for a holy monk with hopes of finding inner peace and turning their lives around. After climbing up to a mountain-top monastery, they find the holy “man” who turns out to be… Jesse Eisenberg, the little American white kid. Rock and Chappelle are...
Highway In The Sands
Dan Hedaya, William Hurt and Jessica Biel
Hurt is the head of a crime organization in Phoenix, Arizona with many different fronts all over the state, but their bread and butter is road construction. These days everything pretty much runs itself and what doesn’t is organized by Hurt’s right hand man played aggressively by Dan Hedaya. Problems arise though when they go after a big...
March 2010
9 posts
The Death of Charles de Gaulle
Keanu Reeves
In this biopic, Keanu Reeves plays the French general and President Charles de Gaulle at the end of his life. The movie starts as the republican leader is shamed out of office after his Senate reform proposal fails to pass. De Gaulle retreats into solitude. The Death of Charles de Gaulle is a character study and a psychological exploration of agony, lost glory and suffering. Reeves...
Volunteers
Sofia Coppola, Sandra Bullock and Christina Hendricks
The three married women, all living in Alexandria, VA, separately decide to volunteer at a DC community center. They become fast friends, but eventually realize they are all married to the same man. And he’s a politician! With a gun they confiscate from a teenage youth they shoot their husband dead. Now it’s a race against the...
Dos Loco Gringos
George Lopez and Jennifer Lopez
A married couple, played by George and Jenny Lopez, head to Cabo for a romantic vacation. While they’re there, their hotel room gets broken into and someone steals their passports. Uh oh. Customs doesn’t let them back in the states, thinking they are Mexicans, and not U.S. citizens. Begin hilarious adventure. Failed attempts to get back include swimming...
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Tijuana Traffic
Brittany Daniel and Malcom-Jamal Warner
A cool, wealthy, interracial couple from LA takes a trip out to Tijuana for some fun, but local banditos kidnap Brittany! It’s time for MJW get his girlfriend back so he buys a big handgun off a guy on the street. He’s always so close, but she’s just out of reach. Eventually he realizes he’s pursuing men that are involved in human...
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The Tuskegee Groundmen
Alec Baldwin, Damon Wayans, Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans
This WWII period comedy, directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans, takes place duing the famous Tuskegee Airmen’s basic training. Alec Baldwin is the officer charged with training the all-black pilots. The three Wayanses are part of his group. Shawn is the serious one, who thinks he’s going to become a general. Damon and Marlon are...
. . . And We're Back
After a short intermission, we’re back to our regularly scheduled program. Consider this the flashing lights telling you to return to your seats.
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February 2010
6 posts
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Fair Trade
Jason Schwartzman, Angelica Houston, Bill Murray, Owen Wilson and Seymour Callel
Wes Anderson directs this quirky comedy about a fair trade coffee company in northern California. Angelica Houston (CFO) and Bill Murray (CEO) are business partners who started the company twenty years ago in 1990, which has grown exponentially. Schwartzman is the nervous accountant and Owen Wilson the head of...
The Driver
Josh Holloway, Justin Long and Lindsay Lohan
Holloway was once a great amateur race car driver, but because of a few life choices and some bad breaks, he never made it pro. He now works as a mechanic in a small town. One day, a friend convinces him to sign up for some amateur race, which Holloway wins, surprising everyone in attendance, including a number of NASCAR scouts. What happens —...
Burlington Beauty Pageant
Fran Drescher and Noah Lindsey Cyrus
Fran has been the head judge at the biggest beauty pageant in Vermont for twenty years, but she gets word that she’s being replaced by a younger woman who is also a weather girl on the Burlington local news. Dejected, Fran decides to enter the pageant with her younger brother’s daughter, Noah Lindsey Cyrus, who is excited about painting, but not...
She Devil Too
Kathy Kinney, Patrick Duffy and Naveen Andrews
Along the lines of American Psycho II and Grease 2, She Devil Too is more a remake of She Devil than a sequel. Kathy Kinney and Patrick Duffy are married. Kinney suspects Duffy of cheating on her, which he of course is. Slighted, embarrassed and furious, she decides to take revenge and begins plotting his murder. Naveen Andrews is their neighbor....
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Stay Together For The Adults
Julie Benz, Michael Shannon, Alia Shawkat and Sherman Hemsley
Julie Benz and Michael Shannon are a couple in their mid-thirties with an eighteen year old daughter, Alia Shawkat, who is heading off to college and thinking about breaking up with her high school boyfriend. Only a few days after her high school graduation Julie and Michael tell Alia that they are getting a divorce. Alia decides to...
This Town Aint Big Enough
Eddie Murphy, Jane Lynch and Luke Wilson
Another Eddie Murphy children’s movie. The residents of a small town have been calling the local police with reports of some kind of swamp monster. Murphy and Wilson are a pair of bumbling detectives sent out to investigate the creature. They liaison with neighborhood matriarch and local conservationist Jane Lynch to find the beast. It turns out to...
January 2010
10 posts
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The Cowboy Came To Town
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Daniel Day Lewis, Sarah Jessica Parker, Thomas Hayden Church
It’s the 1850s in a small drinking town in Wyoming that often has cowboys strolling through for booze, gambling and women. Thomas Hayden Church is the town’s sherriff and there’s always trouble going on. He keeps everyone on a short leash, unless they give him a kickback. Daniel Day Lewis comes to...
Rumpelstilskin
Gary Oldman, Yashmine Bleeth and Emma Stone
Finally, a live-action futuristic version of the German fairytale. Emma Stone is the young girl whom The Queen (played by Bleeth) believes can divine water on the desert planet of Dunamis. Stone, trapped on the distant colonialist planet cannot, of course, find a natural water source and will soon be punished. One desperate day, Stone comes accross a...
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Shotgun Ohio
Mia Kirshner, Diane Kruger and Scott Bakula
Mia is the leader of a Russian Special Ops group that enters a small town in Ohio to discover US secrets hidden away at an abandoned college. Diane is the young, liberal, female mayor. Scott Bakula plays a guy with a shotgun. It’s a sawed off double barrel shotgun and he has a backpack with spare shells on. Bakula has named the shotgun James and...
Phobius Slip
Cuba Gooding Jr., Dennis Hopper, Tiffany Thiessan, Cybill Sheperd
Directed by David Lynch. Hopper is a psychologist and Thiessan is his newest patient. She’s been traumatized to the point of disconnected Nihilism. She calmly divulges her horrific past, which frequently involve a man named Milo, played by Gooding Jr. Although he thinks she is lying, Hopper becomes obsessed (and often aroused...
RateMyProfessor.com
Eric Roberts, Blake Lively and Spike Lee
Blake Lively is a junior at a liberal arts university in the midwest and she has been deciding on all of her classes based on RateMyProfessor.com. This year she has two of the highest rated professors at the college played by Spike and Eric. Spike teaches Advanced Race Relations and Eric teaches Classic English Literature. Both professors are brilliant,...
Korea Town
Leonardo DiCaprio, Bobby Lee, Jenna Elfman and Joshua Jackson
There’s a murder in New York’s Korea Town. It’s Jenna Elfman’s rich industrialist husband who gets killed. Joshua Jackson is the detective assigned to the case. But Elfman doesn’t trust him, and hires DiCaprio, a private detective. Jackson thinks he has the case nailed - Elfman’s husband was murder...
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The High Life
Bill Cosby, Jenna Fischer and Dominic West
There are 100 tons of illegal drugs shipped secretly to the United States each day. However the USA has created a special agency to counter this foreign activity and keep the product off the streets. The Coz is the mastermind of this operation and he’s always seen sitting in front of an enormous super computer. Dominic West is the hands-on special...
Hysteria
Alison Brie, Haylie Duff and Kevin Connolly
Connolly is a creepy fan-boy blogger, and Duff is his creepy fan-girl girlfriend. They live in a basement (lit creepily). Brie plays a hot starlet, and the subject of Connolly obsessed ramblings. Connolly and Duff quickly become stalkers, anxiously following Brie. Their obsession culminates one night after a premier, when they capture Brie and take her...
Club Fed
Nic Cage and John Goodman
Nicholas Cage and John Goodman are bankers that get thrown in jail for getting caught committing terrible white collar crimes for twenty years; doesn’t matter what. Their lawyer, the best and most expensive there is, doesn’t get them off, but does get them into the much-famed “Club Fed” of prisons. Being arrogant pricks the Cage and Goodman get it...
Moon Men
Roddy Piper, Patton Oswalt, LL Cool J and Mike Hagerty
In the year 2431, the four stars are all living on a Moon colony.They are, or are approaching, middle age and they are bored. The four decide that its time to have some lunar fun, so they steal a pair of moon buggies, and break out of the air lock, heading for The Dark Side. It’s a map cap bonding experience, and they even meet aliens...
December 2009
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Match Made In-ternet
Ted Danson, Nicollette Sheridan, Timothy Spall, Helena Bonham Carter and Michael Sheen
It’s a match.com romantic comedy. Danson and Nicollette are both divorcees who meet online. They hit it off well and end up hooking up their exes with each other also, Helena and Timothy. Those two fall in love immediately and make Ted/Sheridan feel self-conscious about their new relationship. Things get...
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Where's Bud?
David Koechner, John Goodman and Steven Wright
When Bud Nordquist (Steven Wright) disappears, it’s up to his estranged older brother (John Goodman) and his only friend (David Koechner) to go find him. They have no leads as to where he went, or why he went there, and must trust their instincts. Both men think they know Bud better, and each try to put themselves in Bud’s shoes. The two...
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The Mall Santa
Andy Dick, Jane Kaczmarek, Joan Allen
Jane and Joan own and operate a Mall Santa training facility. Andy Dick is an overly dramatic failed actor who trains all of the mall Santas. This year, on Christmas Eve, a horrible flu befalls every Santa hired by the company so Andy Dick has to fill in for every single Santa and travel to malls all over the state. To get the job done he buys an 8-ball of...
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Keith David, Jude Law and Zach Galifianakis
It’s Christmas in Provencetown! The infamous summer destination is not so colorful in the winter. Three businessmen; Law the owner of a large Cabaret; David, the proprietor of a leather store; and Galifianakis, owner of a used record and t-shirt shop, have closed-up for the season and are trying to kill time in the snow covered beach town. The...
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Malone
Jeff Bridges, Jeff Daniels, Lauren Graham and Emma Roberts
A rich millionaire named Malone dies, but he has three children and one grandchild. Bridges is oldest, Graham is the middle child, Daniels is the youngest and Emma is Bridges’ daughter. Malone’s favorite was always his granddaughter, but he wants to seem fair so in the will it states all his money will go to the winner of a...
Spacecraft III
Samuel Jackson and Harrison Ford
Part three of the Spacecraft Trilogy. The aliens that the last Spacecraft crew brought back to Earth have successfully bred and are being studied by scientists. However, the alien race is pissed, and have sent elite soldiers to get their guys back. Jackson and Ford are the two men put in charge of stopping the bad guy space-creatures. Tons of 3D action and CGI,...
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Q Train
Rick Gomez, Tatyana Ali, Harry Dean Stanton and Luis Guzman
Everyone knows that the New York City subway system is incredibly expansive. Well one day mass transit’s greatest fear comes to fruition and somehow a zombie, played by Rick Gomez, gets loose in Union Square station. It’s ninety minutes of New York commuters getting eaten and turning into zombies. The only train that...
Go West, Young Mendelsons
Jon Hamm, R. Lee Ermey, Jason Lee, Raven Symone, Max Records and Anna Faris
The story of the Mendelsons, the fictional comedy about the first Jewish family to pioneer west. Ermey is the partiarch, Rabbi Mendelson, Hamm and Lee are his two sons (lots of Cain and Able and Jacob and Esau jokes), Faris is Lee’s new wife, Records is Hamm’s son, and Raven is a black girl they find half way....
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Haunted House Party
Mackenzie Crook, Rebecca Gayheart and Adrian Grenier
Mackenzie and Rebecca are a young couple living together in a mansion that Crook has inherited from a long distance, but generous uncle. As they are enjoying the mansion, it’s house cook, butler, maid and bowling alley, Mackenzie’s best college friend, Grenier, shows up to hang out. They’re welcoming at first, but Adrian...
The Amazons
Janeane Garofalo, Paris Hilton and Halle Berry
The Amazons is a comedy about the fabled tribe of warrior women. Halle Berry is their tough leader, Janeane Garofalo is the loud-mouth, and Paris Hilton wears very tiny fur clothes and her job is to infiltrate patriarchal tribes. In the film, the Amazon queen is pregnant (Amazons get pregnant from time to time to keep up the race) and soon has the...
Elektra 2: Elektra Boogaloo
Jennifer Garner, Robert Carlyle, and Liv Tyler
Jennifer reprises her classic role as the super hero girlfriend Elektra. Elektra spends most of her time these days calling Daredevil and telling him she is an independent woman until she is kidnapped by Songbird, played by Liv Tyler. Her power is she can scream wicked loud so Liv won’t have to do much acting. Songbird is working for the...
Streams of Whiskey
Russell Crowe and Mel Gibson
This film takes place in Limerick, Ireland. Crowe owns a failing Whiskey distillery that’s been in his family for generations. He meets Gibson, an out of town Scotsman, at a pub one night, and buys him a drink. Gibson says he has a secret ingredient that will make the Whiskey sell like crazy. Crowe hires Gibson as a partner, and thinks his days of dark...