

Jennifer Garner, Robert Carlyle, and Liv Tyler
Jennifer reprises her classic role as the super hero girlfriend Elektra. Elektra spends most of her time these days calling Daredevil and telling him she is an independent woman until she is kidnapped by Songbird, played by Liv Tyler. Her power is she can scream wicked loud so Liv won’t have to do much acting. Songbird is working for the government, but then it might be SHIELD, but then it might be The Hand. It’s a confusing plot. That’s all a red herring though, because then Robert Carlyle comes in as Purple Man who can control people’s minds by being purple. He locks both Elektra and Songbird up after controlling their brains and the only person who can save them is Daredevil! But no one wants to pay Ben Affleck to be in this movie so Purple Man ends up killing Elektra off. Songbird lives so Liv can scream sing over the credits.
Estimated Opening Box Office: $3.2 million
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By AG