

Andy Dick, Jane Kaczmarek, Joan Allen
Jane and Joan own and operate a Mall Santa training facility. Andy Dick is an overly dramatic failed actor who trains all of the mall Santas. This year, on Christmas Eve, a horrible flu befalls every Santa hired by the company so Andy Dick has to fill in for every single Santa and travel to malls all over the state. To get the job done he buys an 8-ball of cocaine. It’s a Christmas miracle! Tagline: He knows if you’ve been bad or good, but he has no idea what’s going on.
Estimated Opening Box Office: $10.2 million
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